"Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice." -Anton Chekhov
i hate having crushes because it makes me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two situations of direct eye contact
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.